THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...