Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...