Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...