Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...