Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...