Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...