What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...