Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...