Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...