Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...