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Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Blondes and Turtles
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Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
How many times.
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Letters To Landlord
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Jewish Girl
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Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Application To NYU-(Classic)
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