Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?