Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.