What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...