Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...