If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...