Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...