Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...