Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...