Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...