An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.