Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...