A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...