Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...