Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...