Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...