Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...