Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...