Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...