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When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
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Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...