Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...