Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...