Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...