Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...