A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...