Give chocolate pudding
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The Telepathic Watch!
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
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Singing Frog
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
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Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
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