Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
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Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
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A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
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