The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....