I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...