Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Elephant jokes 04
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The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...