Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...