The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The Marv Albert Song
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Signs you’ve grown up!
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Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...