Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...