Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...