10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...