Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...