Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...