The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...