The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...