Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...