Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...